May 31, 2012
Markus ain’t looking too excited. Whatever, he’s a jerk anyway.

Markus ain’t looking too excited. Whatever, he’s a jerk anyway.

4:46pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxMVHoV8
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Filed under: thurgood flatwoods monster Doug Sal markus stink bug worm monster happy birthday thisonegoesouttoray 
May 30, 2012
Lordy, I hate drawing hands holding phones. It’s such an awkward position in the first place. Nobody’s holding their phones in their fists. The thing has to be held in this weird, half-open hand, delicate positioning. A lot of curved fingers and simplifying that for cartooning is a stretch of my talents. Still doesn’t look right, will never look 100% correct. Hate it. Still humid over here. Cooled off a bit, but the heat’s not what really bothers me. It’s the uncomfortable moisture in the air that really gets my goat. Blugh.

Lordy, I hate drawing hands holding phones. It’s such an awkward position in the first place. Nobody’s holding their phones in their fists. The thing has to be held in this weird, half-open hand, delicate positioning. A lot of curved fingers and simplifying that for cartooning is a stretch of my talents. Still doesn’t look right, will never look 100% correct. Hate it.

Still humid over here. Cooled off a bit, but the heat’s not what really bothers me. It’s the uncomfortable moisture in the air that really gets my goat. Blugh.

2:31pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxMQtQn_
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Filed under: comics comix comic strip bored depressed computer phone RINGDAMNYOU GPOY 
May 29, 2012
The past couple days helped to remind me how much I hate interacting with strangers at parties during the warmer months. I’m a sweaty guy. I sweat. It baffles some minds, somehow. Why do you suck at conversation? “Let’s talk about how much you sweat!” What, get away from me, kid!

The past couple days helped to remind me how much I hate interacting with strangers at parties during the warmer months. I’m a sweaty guy. I sweat. It baffles some minds, somehow. Why do you suck at conversation?

“Let’s talk about how much you sweat!”

What, get away from me, kid!

2:27pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxMMxwpd
(Notes: 2)
  
Filed under: comics comix comic strip sweat jackass beer alcohol 
May 28, 2012
Self Portrait Self Tortrait Get it? Hahn? Hahn? *elbow jab*

Self Portrait

Self Tortrait

Get it? Hahn? Hahn? *elbow jab*

9:19pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxMKdxZ8
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Filed under: self portrait turtle turtle shell sweat 
May 26, 2012
This may be the start of a new series. Been ordering too many t-shirts from these daily deal sites. Too damn many shirts, but they’re all super sweet. The one I got yesterday, while awesome, did come with a hole in the armpit. Gonna have to patch that up. Gonna have to learn how to properly patch that up.

This may be the start of a new series.

Been ordering too many t-shirts from these daily deal sites. Too damn many shirts, but they’re all super sweet. The one I got yesterday, while awesome, did come with a hole in the armpit. Gonna have to patch that up. Gonna have to learn how to properly patch that up.

2:29pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxMB9_-C
Filed under: comics comix comic strip eating food pulled pork sandwich pita bread GPOY girls 
May 25, 2012
Mewtwo’s statement there is something I try to keep in mind. It’s so easy to find the positives in other people and the negatives in yourself.

Mewtwo’s statement there is something I try to keep in mind. It’s so easy to find the positives in other people and the negatives in yourself.

2:31pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxM7EuVF
(Notes: 3)
  
Filed under: comics comix comic strip pokemon depression sad mewtwo sudowoodo red blue green gold silver 
May 24, 2012
IIIIIIT’S THURGOOD THURSDAY!!!! Finished this the day before just so I could go out drinking and see a punk show. Since I’m writing this in the past, I sure hope I had fun. Dear Future Johnny, No matter the decisions you made last night, you are still a good man. Always keep that in mind. Also, I hope you didn’t eat all the Oreo ice cream. Sincerely, Past Johnny

IIIIIIT’S THURGOOD THURSDAY!!!!

Finished this the day before just so I could go out drinking and see a punk show. Since I’m writing this in the past, I sure hope I had fun.

Dear Future Johnny,

No matter the decisions you made last night, you are still a good man. Always keep that in mind. Also, I hope you didn’t eat all the Oreo ice cream.

Sincerely,

Past Johnny

2:30pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxM3W5Cp
(Notes: 1)
  
Filed under: comix comics comic strip thurgood flatwoods monster Sal worm monster pizza oreo ice cream food 
May 23, 2012
I wrote this after reading the newest Perry Bible Fellowship strips. Can you tell?

I wrote this after reading the newest Perry Bible Fellowship strips. Can you tell?

2:18pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxL-mEiX
Filed under: comics comix comic strip depression metroid idon'tlikethecold sketchbook talking head perry bible fellowship 
May 22, 2012
Just replace “three animal friends” with “my friends and I,” the forest with Baltimore, and bear with some homeless guy.

Just replace “three animal friends” with “my friends and I,” the forest with Baltimore, and bear with some homeless guy.

4:50pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxLyPHAU
(Notes: 1)
  
Filed under: bear comic comic strip comics comix doesabearshitinthewoods? owl squirrel turtle baltimore 
May 21, 2012
The downside is they obviously aren’t prescription, so I can’t see the pretty girls. So, we (my two buddies, Matt and Vaughn, and I) went to the flea market outside the actual Farmer’s Market and basically got our hands filthy combing through old McDonald’s toys, superhero action figures, NES tapes, and a single box of back-issue comics (which was weird). Some guy was selling loads of tiny, tiny Pokemon figurines for a buck each, which was OUTRAGEOUS. And Vawny failed to talk down the price on a sweet internal gear bike.

The downside is they obviously aren’t prescription, so I can’t see the pretty girls.

So, we (my two buddies, Matt and Vaughn, and I) went to the flea market outside the actual Farmer’s Market and basically got our hands filthy combing through old McDonald’s toys, superhero action figures, NES tapes, and a single box of back-issue comics (which was weird). Some guy was selling loads of tiny, tiny Pokemon figurines for a buck each, which was OUTRAGEOUS. And Vawny failed to talk down the price on a sweet internal gear bike.

2:01pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/ZeS7WxLu3P4E
(Notes: 2)
  
Filed under: comics comic strip comix Farmer's Market aviators dirt mall sketchbook LADIES Plumtree 
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